Has there ever been a person you just wanted to meet for whatever reason? Was there that person you just hoped you bumped into one day or actually got to sit down with and hold a conversation with? I'm sure there is, and I'm sure for most it would be some kind of TV or movie star and for some it would be a sports athlete. I am sure there are others that would love to meet their favorite musician or artist be they writers, dancers, singers, painters and the like. Or maybe you would want to meet the President or the First Lady or someone else iconic.
Years ago when I was in my teens I always wanted to have a sit down with the leader of the KKK. I know, I know, but I was convinced that a straight up conversation with the likes of me would make that man realize just how backwards thinking he really was. I then realized that no matter what I would have said to that man, whomever he may have been, wouldn't have changed a damn thing. Sometimes ignorance is just too thick to break through and defeat.
Today though, after hearing what I heard the insane blowhard Rush Limbaugh said, I would really love to meet him. Not to talk some sense into him, we both know that would be impossible on any level. No, I want to meet him just to slap the shit out of him and see just how many pills he had taken. Today's quip took the cake and I swear, if I ever get the chance to meet this bloated douchebag, he should get prepared to be slapped down and force fed some Chicken McNuggets.
I can't type what I want to say. I'd get in BIG trouble.
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